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Shithousery: The Definition T-Shirt

Shithousery: The Definition T-Shirt

£24.99

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²) – soft and durable
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) – reduces fabric waste, cleaner look
  • Ribbed knit collar with seam – elastic, holds shape
  • Shoulder tape – stabilises and prevents stretching
  • Ethically grown cotton – Oeko-Tex certified
Shipping
  • Orders usually dispatch within 1–2 business days.
  • UK delivery: 2–4 business days.
  • Europe: 4–8 business days.
  • USA & Canada: 6–10 business days.
  • International: 10–20 business days.
  • Shipping costs calculated at checkout (UK standard £3.99).
  • Customs fees may apply for international orders.

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Returns
  • Contact us within 30 days if your order arrives faulty, damaged, or incorrect.
  • Email support@retro90originals.com with order number, description, and photos.
  • Please check the size guide carefully as all items are printed to order.
  • Exchanges typically processed within 2–4 business days plus shipping.
  • We don’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse.
  • EU customers have a 14-day cooling-off period (return shipping at customer’s cost).


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This T-shirt is a hilarious and historically accurate tribute to the purest form of football antagonism: Shithousery.

The design captures the legendary Vinnie Jones/Paul Gascoigne incident—the moment of infamous matchday misconduct that defined the gritty, uncompromising edge of 90s English football. Presented in a stark, distressed graphic with the dictionary definition of the word clearly laid out, the shirt celebrates the players who mastered the dark arts of the game. It champions the mavericks who used disruptive and underhanded tactics to secure an advantage, proving that sometimes, chaos and intimidation were just as valuable as skill. This is a celebration of the fierce mentality that made the Premier League the wildest league in the world.

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Will I get a tracking number?

Yes, once your order ships, you'll receive an email with a tracking number. This allows you to follow your order as it makes its way to you.
Can I return my items if I change my mind?

We generally only accept returns if the item is damaged on arrival. For all of the details on returns and exchanges please see our refund policy.

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